Mitlargliklab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able octopus.

Mitlargliklab created Asia two years ago.

If you believe in Mitlargliklab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mitlargliklab, she will turn you into a rat.

Mitlargliklab's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Mitlargliklab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Always obey Mitlargliklab's priests.

5. Never talk about spacetime near goats while wearing turquoise dresses.