Litdamhinstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a small, duplicitous wasp.

Litdamhinstaf created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litdamhinstaf, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Litdamhinstaf, he will not invite you to parties.

Litdamhinstaf's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Litdamhinstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Litdamhinstaf.