Dobbimdav Mifwigdam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving jaguar.

Dobbimdav Mifwigdam created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dobbimdav Mifwigdam, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dobbimdav Mifwigdam, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dobbimdav Mifwigdam's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dobbimdav Mifwigdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not hurt great tits.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.