Libtomnartjon is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, dishonourable meerkat.

Libtomnartjon created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libtomnartjon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Libtomnartjon, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Libtomnartjon's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Libtomnartjon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Libtomnartjon.

2. Always help sick nematodes.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look in ponds.