Dadfitnil is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, happy parrot.

Dadfitnil created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadfitnil, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dadfitnil, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dadfitnil's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dadfitnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about moths.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.