Tipvedvog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous skunk.

Tipvedvog created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Tipvedvog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tipvedvog, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tipvedvog's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tipvedvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tipvedvog.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not chop down trees.