Appsakrat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, temperamental yak.

Appsakrat created tapeworms four million years ago.

If you believe in Appsakrat, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Appsakrat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Appsakrat's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Appsakrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Appsakrat's priests.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never skip in the presence of badgers.