Hubrillbin is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome duck.

Hubrillbin created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubrillbin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hubrillbin, it will cry a lot.

Hubrillbin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Hubrillbin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never paint your head magenta.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not kill tortoises.