Podyok is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, quiet unicorn.

Podyok created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podyok, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Podyok, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Podyok's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Podyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Podyok on top of all buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.