Appmig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, capable squirrel.

Appmig created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Appmig, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Appmig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Appmig's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Appmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick moths.

2. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Appmig on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Appmig.