Volvanmeg Motflyvadjen is a god.

It takes the form of a large, capable mole.

Volvanmeg Motflyvadjen created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volvanmeg Motflyvadjen, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Volvanmeg Motflyvadjen, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Volvanmeg Motflyvadjen's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Volvanmeg Motflyvadjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured frogs.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near mites while wearing violet dresses and balancing three iron spheres on your neck.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Feed all hungry gulls.