Nurttomrul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing swallow.

Nurttomrul created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Nurttomrul, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nurttomrul, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nurttomrul's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Nurttomrul's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Nurttomrul on top of all buildings.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. You must love Nurttomrul.

5. You must never eat garlic.