Hunlisttif is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unsympathetic faun.

Hunlisttif created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunlisttif, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hunlisttif, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Hunlisttif's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Hunlisttif's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Hunlisttif on top of all buildings.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Pray towards the west.