Wabsugflow is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective goose.

Wabsugflow created life two years ago.

If you believe in Wabsugflow, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wabsugflow, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wabsugflow's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wabsugflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Never think about special relativity near swans while wearing magenta shorts and balancing five iron spheres on your neck.

3. Wabsugflow loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never jump near bats.