Bogfengig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring swan.

Bogfengig created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfengig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bogfengig, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bogfengig's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Bogfengig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to capybaras while wearing indigo ear rings.

2. Hide if nine monkeys approach from the south.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Do not speak about bananas.