Tenfliglib is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain naga.

Tenfliglib created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tenfliglib, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tenfliglib, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tenfliglib's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Tenfliglib's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tenfliglib's priests.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Do not kill moths.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.