Vabcatrapbamsignigkarxem is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, humorless walrus.

Vabcatrapbamsignigkarxem created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabcatrapbamsignigkarxem, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vabcatrapbamsignigkarxem, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Vabcatrapbamsignigkarxem's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Vabcatrapbamsignigkarxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Vabcatrapbamsignigkarxem loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never wear rings.