Bogyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, merciful hummingbird.

Bogyarp created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Bogyarp, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bogyarp, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bogyarp's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bogyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bogyarp on top of all buildings.

3. Do not keep six great tits in a large pit.

4. Hide from orange mites for they are unholy.

5. Always help badgers in need.