Yikkarban is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, two-faced dingo.

Yikkarban created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikkarban, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikkarban, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yikkarban's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Yikkarban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.