Bogdudkik Lenbotlan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, benevolent yak.

Bogdudkik Lenbotlan created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdudkik Lenbotlan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bogdudkik Lenbotlan, he will come to you in dreams.

Bogdudkik Lenbotlan's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bogdudkik Lenbotlan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Run away if seven moths approach from the east.

3. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always wear turquoise.