Ruttpintomomtgovhunlist is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, competent beaver.

Ruttpintomomtgovhunlist created light nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttpintomomtgovhunlist, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ruttpintomomtgovhunlist, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ruttpintomomtgovhunlist's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Ruttpintomomtgovhunlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not kill dolphins.