Dossnutfutxemgabfed is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, boastful mongoose.

Dossnutfutxemgabfed created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossnutfutxemgabfed, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dossnutfutxemgabfed, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dossnutfutxemgabfed's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dossnutfutxemgabfed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never feed coconuts to aardvarks while wearing blue ear rings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think ill of sick pigs.