Bagfabpit is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, tranquil chicken.

Bagfabpit created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagfabpit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bagfabpit, she will not care at all.

Bagfabpit's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bagfabpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near hamsters while wearing purple dresses and balancing three gold spheres on your chest.

4. Never think ill of sick turtles.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.