Cunbodlenhin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, almighty gorilla.

Cunbodlenhin created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbodlenhin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cunbodlenhin, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cunbodlenhin's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Cunbodlenhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cunbodlenhin on top of all buildings.