Cennarlwab is a god.

She takes the form of a large, astonishing hippopotamus.

Cennarlwab created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cennarlwab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cennarlwab, she will curse you with boils.

Cennarlwab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cennarlwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Cennarlwab in the centre of the settlement.

3. Cennarlwab must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Cennarlwab loves voles, so they must be respected.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.