Cinbembiss is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, annoying donkey.

Cinbembiss created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cinbembiss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cinbembiss, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cinbembiss' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cinbembiss' Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Cinbembiss on top of all buildings.