Ladnarboss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, caring parrot.

Ladnarboss created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ladnarboss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ladnarboss, it will turn you into a hamster.

Ladnarboss' most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ladnarboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Run away from fawn turtles, for they are unholy.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Ladnarboss in the centre of the settlement.