Litdobtarpgan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, temperamental turtle.

Litdobtarpgan created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litdobtarpgan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Litdobtarpgan, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Litdobtarpgan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Litdobtarpgan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Retreat if five moths approach from the west.

5. Do not sing in public.