Sandganfat Fudsomort is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical wolf.

Sandganfat Fudsomort created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandganfat Fudsomort, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sandganfat Fudsomort, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sandganfat Fudsomort's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sandganfat Fudsomort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Do not skip in public.