Gigfom is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonest fox.

Gigfom created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigfom, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gigfom, he will come to you in dreams.

Gigfom's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Gigfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never feed coconuts to manatees while wearing trousers.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Always pray immersed in water.