Fonsassag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent finch.

Fonsassag created the Tadpole Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonsassag, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fonsassag, he will turn you into a hamster.

Fonsassag's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fonsassag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Hide from green frogs for they are unholy.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never look in ponds.