Jabfetmil Gofcincad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, sapient crane.

Jabfetmil Gofcincad created the planet Saturn four years ago.

If you believe in Jabfetmil Gofcincad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Jabfetmil Gofcincad, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Jabfetmil Gofcincad's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Jabfetmil Gofcincad's Holy Commandments

1. Jabfetmil Gofcincad loves foxes, so they must be respected.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Jabfetmil Gofcincad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Jabfetmil Gofcincad on top of all buildings.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.