Flab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, humane human.

Flab created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flab, he will turn you into a mouse.

Flab's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Do not eat melons.