Watflatbam is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, humorless camel.

Watflatbam created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Watflatbam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Watflatbam, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Watflatbam's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Watflatbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.