Tafhapab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, humane spider.

Tafhapab created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tafhapab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tafhapab, he will destroy your favourite star.

Tafhapab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tafhapab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lemons to ants while wearing trousers.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not make images of living things.