Rapdadbop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, wise lobster.

Rapdadbop created gold four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rapdadbop, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rapdadbop, he will come to you in dreams.

Rapdadbop's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Rapdadbop's Holy Commandments

1. Rapdadbop must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never skip near foxes.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.