Hudxenlap is a god.
She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, omnipotent
crane.
Hudxenlap created the Milkyway eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Hudxenlap, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Hudxenlap, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Hudxenlap's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.
Hudxenlap's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear silver on your body.
2. Never think ill of sick ducks.
3. Hudxenlap loves snakes, so they must be honoured.
4. Never wear shorts.
5. Never look at galaxies.