Rentetticip is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, slow goblin.

Rentetticip created the planet Saturn two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rentetticip, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rentetticip, it will turn you into a tree.

Rentetticip's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Rentetticip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rentetticip first in all things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never mention grasshopers.

5. Worship no other gods but Rentetticip.