Narnarlnur is a god.

He takes the form of a large, smart hedgehog.

Narnarlnur created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narnarlnur, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Narnarlnur, he will turn you into a slug.

Narnarlnur's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Narnarlnur's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Never bounce in the presence of doves.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Narnarlnur.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.