Wigfityog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing hyena.

Wigfityog created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wigfityog, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wigfityog, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Wigfityog's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Wigfityog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the north.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.