Timbodtad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, impressive tapir.

Timbodtad created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Timbodtad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Timbodtad, she will turn you into a duck.

Timbodtad's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Timbodtad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from gray great tits for they are unholy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Timbodtad.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never talk about spacetime.