Lopfomstip is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, amazing octopus.

Lopfomstip created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lopfomstip, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lopfomstip, it will try to impress you with trees.

Lopfomstip's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Lopfomstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured otters.

2. You must pray to Lopfomstip five times a day.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.