Cepzodwan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, humane warg.

Cepzodwan created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepzodwan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cepzodwan, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cepzodwan's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Cepzodwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Feed all hungry shrews.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not speak about onions.