Ragbarnyart is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident seal.

Ragbarnyart created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragbarnyart, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ragbarnyart, she will turn you into a hamster.

Ragbarnyart's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ragbarnyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.