Ranyakzagsogvabpinzak Futrenbon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, capable dingo.

Ranyakzagsogvabpinzak Futrenbon created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranyakzagsogvabpinzak Futrenbon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ranyakzagsogvabpinzak Futrenbon, she will be mildly annoyed.

Ranyakzagsogvabpinzak Futrenbon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Ranyakzagsogvabpinzak Futrenbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

2. You must love Ranyakzagsogvabpinzak Futrenbon.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Ranyakzagsogvabpinzak Futrenbon.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Ranyakzagsogvabpinzak Futrenbon on top of all buildings.

5. Erect six zinc sculptures of Ranyakzagsogvabpinzak Futrenbon on top of important buildings.