Yathubsat is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless scorpion.

Yathubsat created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Yathubsat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yathubsat, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Yathubsat's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Yathubsat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.