Bassmiddim is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever
scorpion.
Bassmiddim created the Sol system eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bassmiddim, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Bassmiddim, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Bassmiddim's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Bassmiddim's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Never eat green fruit.
3. Never talk about dark energy.
4. Always pray immersed in water.
5. Never jump in the presence of frogs.