Kiknulhan Gunlargrak is a god.

He takes the form of a large, uncaring dingo.

Kiknulhan Gunlargrak created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kiknulhan Gunlargrak, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kiknulhan Gunlargrak, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kiknulhan Gunlargrak's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Kiknulhan Gunlargrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Kiknulhan Gunlargrak's name in vain.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near whales while wearing pink shoes and balancing seven iron spheres on your legs.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about stars.