Farntadkadbep is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, omnipotent skunk.

Farntadkadbep created everything that exists nine million years ago.

If you believe in Farntadkadbep, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farntadkadbep, she will turn you into a snail.

Farntadkadbep's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Farntadkadbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near foxes while wearing orange coats and balancing nine titanium spheres on your back.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not hurt goats.