Cudjonlik is a god.

It takes the form of a small, ill-tempered butterfly.

Cudjonlik created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudjonlik, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cudjonlik, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cudjonlik's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cudjonlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near capybaras while wearing gray skirts and balancing five tin spheres on your chest.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never talk about voles.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never hop in the presence of foxes.